Tuesday, January 23, 2024

Spider-Man 1967 - Season One!


I have enjoyed again the 1960's Spider-Man TV show. It's a hoot. This cartoon, along with the Hanna-Barbera Fantastic Four and the Marvel Superheroes in syndication were my first windows into the Marvel Universe and the comics in general. I have great fondness for them, despite not having seen most of them for decades.


The first season of Spidey is a pretty formulaic affair. There are plenty of baddies from the comics series. There was Dr. Octopus, Elektro, Sandman, Mysterio, Lizard, Vulture (called Vulture-Man for several episodes), Rhino, Scorpion, Green Goblin and a few others. Notably missing was Chameleon though there was a make-up villain named "Charles Cameo" in a few episodes. Most of the villains got two episodes with a few getting into three. The most fun in that category for me though were the "new" guys they invented. Dr. Noah Boddy ("Nobody" get it) an invisible guy, The Human Fly twins (named "Stan" and "Lee"), some guy named The Phantom, and my personal fave - Parafino, proprietor of a wax museum and fabulous baddie. Also, I assume that the Aussie hunter named "Clivendon" is a stand-in for Kraven the Hunter. This change along with the Chameleon one I don't get, as they originals are perfectly fine characters.

The other side of the coin was pretty thin. Betty Brant starts out as a pretty good character, but as the episodes roll on, she becomes a cypher, merely a friend of Peter Parker's who stands up for him with J. Jonah Jameson. JJJ is in just about every episode and frankly it gets a bit tiresome, as way too many plots revolve around the Daily Bugle or its publisher in some way. JJJ seems to be the mayor of NYC the way the act in this cartoon. Aunt May shows up maybe once or twice at most, though we do see the Parker home many times.

The stories are pretty simple affairs. Spidey becomes aware of a threat usually by chance, intervenes and encounters the villain, we get the title of the episode, then Spidey loses the initial conflict. After that he goes to see Jameson for some reason or other, then fights the baddie again and usually loses. Then in the last battle he wins, typically by throwing webbing over them, a scheme that often doesn't work earlier in the story.


Here are a dozen things I learned watching this cartoon:

1. The streets of NYC are largely deserted save for a few villains, their victims, and at most five cops at any given time. Cop cars show up in threes and most of the cops are of Irish extraction.

2. The Rhino looks hilarious when he runs, picks the lamest hideouts, and his motivations for his crimes are ludicrous. A golden statue? Really!

3. The Green Goblin is a really little guy and wants to master real actual magic for some reason despite his many gimmicks of science.

4. The pictures in the Daily Bugle are not hung all that well and constantly shift when doors are slammed, or maybe that only applies to those featuring Jameson's mug.

5. Spidey's webbing has some really curious properties such as functioning as small motors for no discernable reason. He makes fans and propellers and all sorts of things. I love that he whips up special webbing on a whim.

6. The police really trust Spidey, but I can't really tell why. Maybe that's why he seems to know all sorts of classified stuff he really shouldn't know.

7. NYC has a Conservatory of MOD Music.

8. Dr. Connors has two arms on TV all the time.

9. Spidey spends quite a bit of time at the docks and more time in and around the water than I'd have expected. As a consequence, he fights way too many gators.

10. Giant robots like to eat cars and appear for no reason in the middle of the city.

11. Pluto is inhabited by ice men, perhaps they are time-lost members of Martinex's race.

12. It always bugged me as a kid wondering where exactly Spidey's web lines were attached as he swung through the city, and after watching the full first season, I don't have any more idea about it than I did then.


As always in these stories, if the villains just used their intellects for good they'd make a lot more money than they do with crime. The Phantom could use his shrinking machine to revoltutionize shipping for instance.

The first season was fun, but after the thrill of seeing Spidey actually swinging across the city it gets a bit weak. I love the few shots we get now and again of actual comic art, especially the few images of Ditko Spidey books.

Good fun. Next up is Season Two!

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8 comments:

  1. There used to be a TV show called Cartoon Cavalcade (hosted by Glen Michaels) on STV in Scotland, which showed these Spidey cartoons from time-to-time. I was never impressed by them, but that theme tune sure was catchy.

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    1. That theme song was an earworm of the highest order. I'd sing or hum that thing for days after watching some of these cartoons. I remember when the first Spider-Man movie by Raimi was about to hit the theaters, a colleague who I was not aware was a fan used to sing the song through the hallways.

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  2. I was going to mention Cartoon Cavalcade but Kid got to there first. That show was for its time, pretty amazing as it featured cartoons that weren't readily shown in the UK including a lot of those Marvel toons, JLA, Space Ghost, Birdman, Galaxy Trio etc. From memory the Marvel cartoons weren't well received by kids at the time ( Casper being a big favourite) and didn't last that long. Like Kid I'm afraid these never really impressed me either I'm afraid.

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    1. The Marvel heroes cartoons (not Spider-Man or the Fantastic Four so much) but the ones by Gantray-Lawrence are definitely low-rent affairs, but it was the first time I'd ever seen the artwork of Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko, Don Heck, and many others on the screen or in a book. It's often all about how and when one comes under the influence.

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  3. Season 1 was really good for a 10 year old kid (me). Not perfect, but at least it used a majority of the comic books characters at the time. And I still don't mind watching them. Season 2 & 3 were in a word "painful" to watch. Even as a kid I thought: "why are most of the episodes just showing him swinging around constantly?"

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    1. He did swing a lot didn't he. I actually preferred Season 2, because the stories were a bit weirder.

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  4. When I heard these were coming out, imagine the thrill of anticipation! Imagine my disappointment after I saw the first one. I sat and watched them, though! Hope you have Thor coming up later...

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    1. Spidey was not from the same creators as Thor and his buddies Cap, Shellhead, Subby, and Jadejaws. Sadly, I don't have those on DVD. But thanks to that site you pointed me to, I might be rectifying that.

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